10. Top-quality, 100% Pre-shrunk Ultra Weight Cotton T-Shirts. A Premium Grade, Extra Heavywweight, 6.0 Ounce Cotton. Double needle stitching at every seam with hemmed bottom and oversize cut. When only the best will do.
9. Small logo on front and large logo on back.
8. Affordable! With shipping, t-shirt only $12.
7. Two color choices available - Concert-black color, with white logos, or Dynamite-white color, with black logos. Four sizes available - Medium (M), Large (L), Extra Large (XL) and Double Extra Large (XXL).
6. You'll match Guitar Nine Records staff .
5. For girls: Conversation piece; all the guys will ask you where to get one.
4. For guys: Think of the girls.
3. You'll be the only one in the crowd with one.
2. You'll be one of Guitar Nine's "Cool People".
1. People may send you demo tapes, hoping to get signed.